I Suck At Naming Things (so this is the title.)

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Jun 19

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?


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#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

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(Source: tonkswyrda)

Reblogged 6 hours ago from iwannaskipandnotfall

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ahahaha, love this, oh Harry you poor dear, not the most powerful wand in Olivander's are you, Harry I am saying you're dim, Fuh queue, Harry Potter,

Jun 18

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

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(Source: paledreamers)

Reblogged 1 day ago from doctopus

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actually me, I know that feel bro, Fuh queue, seriously though this is something I would do,

Jun 17

Reblogged 2 days ago from misohead

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ugh, pretty, I like it, Fuh queue,

Jun 16
aroihkin: accobi: beranyth: prothy-the-prothean: masterassassino: doctorscottie: ozolopolis: xeruth: pepsie: theamericankid: Gaming Logic more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration. When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing. Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier. All of these things. All of them.

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

Reblogged 3 days ago from nessiethenerdfighter

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ahaha, my mom still has video of me as a kid, playing an aladdin game on the N64, and physically jumping around and swinging my arms while I played, haha, Fuh queue,

Jun 16
So hey uh *coughs* uh, remember when I drew a thing and said I was gonna color it? Well, uh that happened.

So hey uh *coughs*

uh, remember when I drew a thing and said I was gonna color it?

Well, uh

that happened.

Posted 3 days ago

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M PUTTING THESE THINGS UP HERE, I'M SORRY, I JUST KIND OF LIKE IT OK, also, I really like how you can tell which things I did not want to put effort into, how do you fire?, how do you hands?, how do you hooves?, Idfk, ignore me, I made a thing, /runs away, (also yes I do massively abuse the blur tool), (Emma baby look I did a thing are you proud of me),

Jun 15
wickedclothes: Jellyfish Tank This Jellyfish Tank was developed from the ground up specifically for Medusozoa by the experts at Jellyfish Art, and features full-spectrum energy efficient LEDs for illumination, an air diffuser for maximum oxygenation, built-in biological, chemical, and mechanical filtration, a bubble channel to shield the jellyfish from the air, and an included voucher good for three of the little menaces as well as a pack of food. Sold on Uncrate.

wickedclothes:

Jellyfish Tank

This Jellyfish Tank was developed from the ground up specifically for Medusozoa by the experts at Jellyfish Art, and features full-spectrum energy efficient LEDs for illumination, an air diffuser for maximum oxygenation, built-in biological, chemical, and mechanical filtration, a bubble channel to shield the jellyfish from the air, and an included voucher good for three of the little menaces as well as a pack of food. Sold on Uncrate.

Reblogged 4 days ago from wickedclothes

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AAAAA, *le WAAANTS, I WANT A JELLYFISH TANK, I WANT PET JELLYFISH, FUCK, I JUST REALLY LIKE JELLYFISH OK, JELLYFISH ARE MY FAVORITE, Fuh queue,

Jun 15

Just watched the first 2 episodes of “Vikings”.

I like it.

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Posted 4 days ago

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especially Floki, Floki is my favorite, Vikings,

Jun 14

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Reblogged 5 days ago from maddiegetsconfusedeasily

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*whispers*, hey, guess who this is about, *whispers closer*, It's Emma., Hallie loves Emma, she is the cutest, and she probably wouldn't even ask what is wrong with me, although it is a fair question, Fuh queue,

Jun 13

countingtoabillionslow:

Here is what they don’t tell you:

Icarus laughed as he fell.
Threw his head back and
yelled into the winds,
arms spread wide,
teeth bared to the world.

(There is a bitter triumph
in crashing when you should be
soaring.)

The wax scorched his skin,
ran blazing trails down his back,
his thighs, his ankles, his feet.
Feathers floated like prayers
past his fingers,
close enough to snatch back.
Death breathed burning kisses
against his shoulders,
where the wings joined the harness.
The sun painted everything
in shades of gold.

(There is a certain beauty
in setting the world on fire
and watching from the centre
of the flames.)

Reblogged 6 days ago from queerfire

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god DAMN I like this, so fucking pretty, fuck yeah, reference, just because I like it so fucking much, Fuh queue, poetry,

Jun 12

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Reblogged 1 week ago from dustyleaves

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aw fuck loish does pretty art, I just really like her style, ugh, yes, art, Fuh queue,

Jun 11

The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you start laughing..

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More Laughs Here

(Source: yesterday-u-said-tomorrow)

Reblogged 1 week ago from dustyleaves

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omg, rebloggin only because I have a story, we were in drivers ed, and the teacher was like, ''I'm gonna show you this video on drunk driving be prepared it's very emotional it really affects people'', and like it was all quick-cuts from accidens and people being drunk and cinematic and stuff, with really well-fitting music, and then all of a sudden it started showing the people /actually being hit/ by the cars, and I almost burst out laughing, and I looked at my friend and her mouth was twitching, and when we got out I whispered, ''Omg those special effects were so bad'', and she choked, ''Oh my god I was terrified I was gonna bust a gut'', ''Did you see their dummies though'', ''omg when it fliped over the car'', ''It was like a ragdoll filled with straw'', Hallie is a bad person, omg though it was so good and then the EFFECTS, THEY'RE STILL FUNNY, Fuh queue,

Jun 10

keptinkewrk:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day

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Reblogged 1 week ago from purplelightningstorm

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hey, fun fact:, Emma is my favorite character, ajlkasf seriously though Emma all I want in life now is tiny one of us riding around with big one of us, still the best plan, Fuh queue, Hallie loves Emma,

Jun 9

Reblogged 1 week ago from schnauke

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I like the wombats, ok for real tho, who's gonna be mad when I eventually become a music blog, because it's a slippery slope, for real though this is awesome, I like ''let's dance to joy division'' better I think, but yaknow I've listened to it /soooo/ many times, anyway, music, Fuh queue,